Panty-Stealing Pussy Prompts Hilarious Apology Letter

Lori Ennis
by Lori Ennis
What do you do when a real-life cat burglar roams your ‘hood? Well, for a woman from Cardiff, England, you write hilarious apology letters and beg forgiveness!


Cats have a knack for bringing their owners pieces of love in the forms of all sorts of things. Dead birds, mice, moles…those are among some of the most common victims of a cat’s desire to show affection for its owner.


But one creative kitteh in Cardiff, England has decided that she’d prefer to bring her family something unique–and we’re pretty sure she’s the only cat we know who steals lingerie from the neighbors to bring back as prizes of the hunt!


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Pumpkin is the three-year-old cat of Zoe Davis and her family, and Davis says that Pumpkin brings her fresh sets of lingerie daily. In fact, for Pumpkin to bring back ten pairs of undies in a week is simply no big deal. Most of the stolen articles of clothing are the same size, and apparently Pumpkin is even smart enough to match items. One week Davis said that Pumpkin brought a pair of undies one day and the matching bra a few days later, impressing the whole family!


Davis says her family and friends find it hilarious, but she doesn’t believe it is good neighborly behavior for her puss! She says that Pumpkin cries in the morning to alert them to her newest booty, and Davis just doesn’t even know what to do!



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So, in desperation, she just resorted to the truth. She sent letters to six of her neighbors detailing the dirty truth of Pumpkin’s thievery, apologizing for the embarrassing situation and encouraging neighbors who are missing pieces of clothing to come to her home to reclaim them.


And while we admire her intent to make the situation right, let’s be honest….raise your hand if you’re going to go to your neighbor’s and ask, “Um, yeah. Did your pussy steal my knickers?”


We thought not!

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