Bad To The Bonezz: Oscar Rocks Out With LazyBonezz Style

Amy Tokic
by Amy Tokic
Oscar is born to be wild – he was just waiting until he could find the right accessories to pull it off. With some help from LazyBonezz, he’s got swagger to spare!

I get that Oscar doesn’t look bad-ass in the slightest. He’s scared of flies. God forbid if he farts himself out of a deep sleep – it’s pure pandemonium! The only one who’s intimidated by Oscar is a giant Great Dane in our neighborhood. It’s the only time I’ve ever seen Oscar chase after a dog and I was too impressed (and doubled over laughing) to stop him from tormenting that poor pooch.

I like when Oscar decides to show off his tough guy attitude – it’s so cute (which somehow makes sense). And if he won’t do it willingly, it’s up to me to strap him into gear that’ll send other dogs running with their tails between their legs. Time to suit up – LazyBonezz style.

When LazyBonezz said they were going to send Oscar a few accessories from their designer line of dog accessories, I had no idea what I was in store for. As soon as I opened the package, I knew that Oscar was about to get his swagger on.

The next time Oscar heads out to his local motorcycle bar, he’s got a choice of three collars that’ll intimidate all of his rivals and score him plenty of tail… although it’s a moot point because A) He’s afraid of girl dogs; and B) He’s been snipped. The first is The Charm Collar ($24) that features a sleek black patent band and silver chain accent adorned with a rhinestone-encrusted Shark Tooth Charm. Up next is The Rockstud Collar in Camo ($19) and is designed with studs and spikes. Finally, there’s the Silver Training Collar ($17) – even though Oscar is too cool for training school, he’ll wear this one to assert his dominance.

The next time Oscar and I are headed to a concert or music festival, you’d better believe that Oscar will be travelling first class in the Super-Star Carrier ($99). Made from animal friendly vegan leather (which Oscar totally approves of), this designer bag is the real deal, thanks to its star-shaped mesh cutout accented with gunmetal studs. You know that this bag will be the only one Oscar will go crowd surfing in! And there’s no reason why your poop bags can’t go noticed… or unnoticed, as it were, with the Camo Leash Bag ($12). It comes equipped with enough room to store poop bags and a leash.

But I have to say that out of everything LazyBoneszz sent Oscar, my fave is the Denim Moto Harness Vest ($29). There’s the fact that denim goes with just about anything; but this step-in harness’ interior is covered with soft shearling, which is perfect for fall temperatures. Once again, the animal friendly vegan leather makes an appearance on this design, and the straps give us some wiggle room for when Oscar goes on a fur-growing bender and needs to upsize.

Which one do you like best? Oscar loves to hear your opinion – and, of course, just as cute he is! Leave your thoughts in the comment section below.

Note: was NOT compensated for this feature. We received the above-mentioned items unsolicited by LazyBonezz to try at our convenience. The opinions expressed in this post are the author’s. provides unbiased feedback of the products and share products we think our readers would enjoy using and learning more about.

Amy Tokic
Amy Tokic

Amy Tokic, Editor of, is a passionate animal lover and proud pet parent of Oscar, a Shih Tzu/Chihuahua cross, and Zed, a Japanese Chin. Her love of animals began in kindergarten, when she brought her stuffed dog Snoopy into class with her every day. Now, she writes about her adventures in pet ownership and tirelessly researches products, news and health related issues she can share with other animal enthusiasts. In her free time, Amy loves perusing used book and record stores, obsessing over the latest pet products available and chasing squirrels with wild abandon (a habit attributed to spending too much time with her pooches).

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