12 Noble Novelties Worthy of Your Aristo-Cat

When your cat is the supreme ruler of your home, there’s nothing you can do but knee down and pledge allegiance to their right of reign. Appeal to your demanding kitty’s merciful side by offering up these magnificent tokens as a sign of your undying loyalty. And remember, it could be worse – remember when you let the dog take over for the day? Yeah, let’s not talk about that fiasco.
1. Crystal Cat Collar
In the world of Feline Monarchy, this collar of crown jewels reminds the human peasants how insignificant they are. Bow down before your royal kitten!
Get blinged up at The Kitty Bling Boutique.
2. Cat Castle
What’s a king without his castle? Endow your kingly kitty with this extravagant home where he can stare at you in disgust in the comfort of a carpeted tower.
Royal Meow has everything you need.
3. Flashy Catnip
Not just any ol’ catnip toy will do for your regal feline. Entertain her for hours with this fancy diamond-shaped catnip toy.
Etsy has plenty to go around.
4. Catio
Your sovereign cat enjoys the occasional stroll in the courtyard, sans leash. Keep the commoners at bay and create your own personal outdoor cat patio (or call it a catio like the rest of us fancy folk) to give your kitty some much-needed fresh air.
Available at Kitty Walk.
5. A Fancy Feast!
Your cat shouldn’t have to have his whiskers touching the bowl when they are lapping up Fiji water or dutifully consuming your food offerings. This bowl is both practical and modern, meaning your guests may wonder why you have one of your bowls on the ground in the first place (oh, silly humans).
Strut over to The Trendy Pet for yours.
6. Royal Lounge
Your little lion will settle for nothing less than the best – this princess bed should be suitable for some royal rest.
Catch some Zzzzs at Amazon.
7. Drinking Fountain
The water in your cat’s bowl has been there for an hour, and in your feisty feline’s mind, that is absolutely unacceptable. Exchange your poor man’s cat bowl for this gorgeous ceramic drinking fountain, or else heads will roll.
Get yours at Etsy before your cat has a hissing fit!
8. Cat Condo
For the more modern, metropolitan version of the cat castle, this cat condo made of furniture-grade vinyl and synthetic fur should be purrfect.
Available at Amazon.
9. Outdoor Kitty Box
Even kitty kings and queens have to do their business, but it needs to be done in a place where it’s super cool and convenient!
Strut over to My Katio to get yours. (Not to be confused with the Catio, of course!)
10. Golden Tag
A stunning golden heart-shaped cat ID tag to attach to that dazzling diamond collar.
Get one (or ten- no judgement, they’re super cute!) at Snooty Paws.
11. Royal Lounge
One cannot do with just a bed. Your princess needs a bed at night, and a lounger for the day. Otherwise, one will not be amused.
Cats Play has this red-and-black lounger, as well as a few more colors to match your decor.
12. Dog Scratcher
What better way to please the conqueror than to give them a life-sized version of their worst enemy to destroy? Trust us, your merciless cat will give you a lifetime’s worth of cut eye if you don’t buy this (savings account be damned)!
Get your scratching on at Erik Stehmann’s Webshop.