10 Weird Things Our Pets Do When No One is Watching
1. Pee Like This
This tree is mine now!
2. Sit In Everything You Love
No bowl, box or jar is too small or too strange for your kitten to park his furry butt in it and proclaim it his.
3. Hang Out
Because life is way cooler when everything is upside down- especially eating! Now give me a peanut!
4. Lick The Window
This usually happens right after we tell friends how handsome and intelligent he is.
5. Pretend to be Human
Be a doll and fetch me a martini, human!
6. Splits Sit
Weird or impressive…we can’t decide!
7. Defying Stretching Logic
Where the heck is your spine and is it made of noodles?!
8. Eat Everything
Because there may not be more food for several weeks – better stock my cheeks up now!
9. Sink Cat
Nope, it does not matter how small the sink is or how large I am – if I fits, I sits!
10. Cuddle Buddies
Their relationship is weird… but arguably adorable as heck.

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