11 Pets Who Are Seriously Rethinking This Parenting Thing
Can someone please tell them I’m a dude. And a dog.
I’d like to take that paternity test now, Maury.
Remember the time mom said that one day her head was going to explode because of you kids? Well, that day has come.
Those days when your kid won’t stop chewing your ear off.
Let’s have kids, he said. It’ll be fun, he said.
OMG – the chardonnay is wearing off!
I just told them they’re adopted.
I swear, this kid is trying to smother me. Good thing he’s not too bright.
This is not what I thought I was in for when you told me that kids were a chick magnet!

Amy Tokic, Editor of PetGuide.com, is a passionate animal lover and proud pet parent of Oscar, a Shih Tzu/Chihuahua cross, and Zed, a Japanese Chin. Her love of animals began in kindergarten, when she brought her stuffed dog Snoopy into class with her every day. Now, she writes about her adventures in pet ownership and tirelessly researches products, news and health related issues she can share with other animal enthusiasts. In her free time, Amy loves perusing used book and record stores, obsessing over the latest pet products available and chasing squirrels with wild abandon (a habit attributed to spending too much time with her pooches).
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