Top 10 Weird Pet Products You Never Knew You Needed

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1. Doggy Lips

Do I look like the Kardashians yet?

Get yours at Amazon.

2. Crazy Mouse Fingers


Dance for me kitties, dance!

Get yours at Amazon.

3. Bacon Bubble Machine


Get ready for your pooch to get absolutely bat-bubble-crazy with this machine which makes the bubbles smell like bacon (we’re undecided on how it tastes, however).

Go to Amazon to order yours.

4. Pooping Machine


Playing with turd has never been fun?

Available at Etsy.

5. Giant Licker


With a tongue that big, your pooch will lick its entire body in one fell lick!

Head over to Amazon for yours.

6. Crochet Crotch

If you’ve ever called your feline anything close to what this bag contains, we’re sure you’ll appreciate the irony when s/he starts gnawing it.

Etsy has got you covered.

7. Foot Fetish


When your pooch has already chewed your shoes, give him a foot for size!

Available at Amazon.

8. Licki Brush

Kitty, I’m one of you now. I do you, then you do me next.

Get lickin’ at Amazon.

9. Brooklyn Owl Unicorn Horns

When a dog just doesn’t feel like being a dog, it’s time to become a sparkly unicorn.

Brooklyn Owl has horns and more.

10. Oto Ice Cream Truck Cardboard House

Ice cream truck! Ice cream truck! I’ll take a scoop of salmon, anchovies, and albacore tuna in a cone. Your kitty (or puppy) will look cool chilling out in this cardboard playhouse that’s made out of recyclable materials.

Scoop one up at Amazon.