Barbie’s Dog Takes Dumps and Social Media Goes Wild

Lori Ennis
by Lori Ennis
They sure didn’t make toys like this when *I* was a kid! Barbie has a pet golden retriever, and he’s a pooping machine! No, really. He is.

So turns out Barbie is a pet lover too. And a responsible one at that! Case in point… Barbie with Walk and Potty Puppy.

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That’s right…Barbie’s pooping pal also comes with a pooper scooper so little ones can learn that with great puppies come great poopies. And who better than our gal Barbie to teach kiddos that dog ownership isn’t all fun and games?

Mattel recently released this video on Barbie’s Facebook page, and it’s already had over 1.5 million views and nearly 20k shares. Because really… who doesn’t want to watch a plastic pooch take a dump while his plastic mama stands by smiling like it doesn’t even smell?

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Some commenters recommended that Barbie’s dog, “Shit chocolate jelly beans,” while another asked when Mattel would be releasing ‘Beer Farts Ken.’ Others commented that the small turds were hazards as they could get stuck in ears and noses and wise problem-solvers suggested the poop be milk duds so that if kids did put them in their ears, the chocolate would melt, making it easier to remove. (Clearly fans of pooping Barbie accessories are genius.)

One wise commenter also noted the most important aspect to Barbie’s poopy puppy–that the turds were tight and round, obviously a hat tip to the pup’s sterling health.

It’s never too early to teach young dog lovers to poop and scoop!

Lori Ennis
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