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Diana Faria
by Diana Faria

11 Pets Who Don’t Have Time For Your Crap (NSFW)

December 8th, 2016 12:00 AM
11 pets who don t have time for your crap nsfw
These dogs and cats are officially over it. You’d better take them seriously – they’ve had it and aren’t going to take your crap anymore.


1. Ass Kickin’ Time



Chi’s had it up to HERE with your fake fetch moves.


2. Punny Woofles

Ima ’bout to lick your damn Woofle.


3. Accidents Happen

10-4, Big Daddy, thought I saw a squirrel.


4. Cashing Out



Sir! Sir! If you don’t calm down, I’m going to have to spray you with water.


5. De-Paws-It

His finances are actually in the shitter.


6. In the Dog House

The mortgage game is a dog-eat-dog world… and you’re wearing Milk Bone underwear.


7. Potty Trained

That was a hell of a hairball.


8. Higher Learning

Some of us actually want to get an education – shut your pie hole, Greg!


9. Kinda Sorta Lost

Hang on to your big girl panties Helen, we’re going for a goddamn ride.


10. Dog Boss

Labs make the worst bosses.


11. Trumped-up Toupee

Go away, I have dreams to crush and people to insult.

WOW
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