Top 10 Signs That Your Pet Was a Unicorn in a Past Life
If your dog or cat exhibits any of the following behaviors, there’s a good chance that he was a unicorn in a past life.
Instead of rotting garbage, his farts smell like skittles and sunshine.
Gallop over to Etsy for this find.
Insists that your bedroom is now his “Super-Secret Unicorn Layer.”
Even better… it lights up!
Refers to horses as “Commoners.”
What can’t you find on Etsy?
Only responds to the name “Princess Sparkle Horn.”
Your dog needs a unicorn dog hoodie.
Believes that picking up his poop isn’t a right… it’s a privilege.
Yep, they’re really called Froodies!
She still has some of her magical powers, including the ability to hear a bag of chips being opened from anywhere in your house… no matter where she is!
You’ll find the pattern here.
You don’t have to dress up your pet as a mythical creature to pay homage to his unicorn reincarnation: with this unique pajamas jumpsuit designed for dogs, your pet can show off his unicorn pride in style. This retro-looking piece of dog apparel comes in various sizes from extra small to XX large and is made from premium, high quality velvet fabric that is so comfortable and snuggly against skin. Although designed as pajamas, Fitwarm Fairy Unicorn Dog Jumpsuit is great for everyday use, and can be worn during the day as well – or even outside.
Of course, true to that unicorn vibe, the costume features a cute unicorn print with bright colors, which are certain to make your doggo stand out in the crowd. And what is more, the quality velvet fabric is certain to make your pup feel warm and cozy when he wears this outfit- not to mention that the special elastic cuffs on all four sleeves are great to trap heat. Warm, stylish, and endlessly quirky – an ideal outfit for your barking little unicorn!
Insists that he should be put on the endangered species list.
In case you want to piss your cat off.
Instead of rolling around in mud or garbage, he rolls around in glitter he stole from your craft supply kit.
The most pimped-out unicorn costume eva!
Won’t sniff other dogs’ butts… for obvious (and painful) reasons!
Have you no shame, human?!? Rasta Imposta Unicorn Dog Costume