10 Obvious Signs That Your Cat’s Out To Get You

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1. I’m Batman.

In his mind, he’s Batman and you are the evildoer who needs punishing.

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Cat Batman Mask

Via Geekologie.


2. Where is he hiding?

Oh, are you going on vacation? Let me just sneak onto this plane and tell the flight attendant you love tea… when in reality YOU HATE IT! Mild annoyance unto you, vile human!

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Hiding Cat

Via SomePets.


3. The Innocent Face

You can’t possibly blame me for that round kibble scattered on the floor. It’s a shame you didn’t fall on them…

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Innocent Cat

Via Flickr.


4. Sharpening Their Claws

Your mauling could come at any moment, so it is imperative for your cat to sharpen his claws at a moment’s notice.

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Cat Claw Sharpening


Via Catster.


5. Stink Eye… of DEATH!

You know the end if near when your kitty completely axes the sweet, “I can’t possibly hurt you” look, and goes right to the “I will end you, human” look.

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Evil Eyes

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6. Consulting With The Dog

The best laid plans require a fall guy. Someone who’s not quick on the take. Someone… like the dog. Sure, dogs are loyal, but they’d pee on their best friend for a treat.

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Cats and Dogs

Via DCGazette


7. Cat Hack

You assume they’re just sitting on a warm place; check his browser history for “making it look like an accident.”

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Cats and Computers


8. Lurker 2.0

The shift has been made from hiding to lurking. Time for pointy claws ninja strike!

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Lurking Cat

Via AnimalWall.


9. Reading Up

The wheels are in motion. The trap has been set. Now, they need to find out how to cover up the evidence.

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: Reading Cat
Via Buzzfeed.


10. This Expression

This is the last thing you’ll see before your beloved kitty finally executes the final step in his plan. If you see this face, run – run for your dear, hopeless life! Try to put a diaper on me now, human!

Clues That Your Cat's Out To Get You: The End Cat
Via Cats.


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