10 Obvious Signs That Your Cat’s Out To Get You
1. I’m Batman.
In his mind, he’s Batman and you are the evildoer who needs punishing.
2. Where is he hiding?
Oh, are you going on vacation? Let me just sneak onto this plane and tell the flight attendant you love tea… when in reality YOU HATE IT! Mild annoyance unto you, vile human!
3. The Innocent Face
You can’t possibly blame me for that round kibble scattered on the floor. It’s a shame you didn’t fall on them…
4. Sharpening Their Claws
Your mauling could come at any moment, so it is imperative for your cat to sharpen his claws at a moment’s notice.
5. Stink Eye… of DEATH!
You know the end if near when your kitty completely axes the sweet, “I can’t possibly hurt you” look, and goes right to the “I will end you, human” look.
6. Consulting With The Dog
The best laid plans require a fall guy. Someone who’s not quick on the take. Someone… like the dog. Sure, dogs are loyal, but they’d pee on their best friend for a treat.
7. Cat Hack
You assume they’re just sitting on a warm place; check his browser history for “making it look like an accident.”
8. Lurker 2.0
The shift has been made from hiding to lurking. Time for pointy claws ninja strike!
9. Reading Up
The wheels are in motion. The trap has been set. Now, they need to find out how to cover up the evidence.
10. This Expression
This is the last thing you’ll see before your beloved kitty finally executes the final step in his plan. If you see this face, run – run for your dear, hopeless life! Try to put a diaper on me now, human!
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