We Rate Dogs Is Now A Game: 15/10 Life Is Complete

Lori Ennis
by Lori Ennis
The popular Twitter account We Rate Dogs has announced they’ve created a card game based on their oft-disproportionate ratings of dogs. 15/10 we are so here for it.

As if you don’t love spending hours scrolling through We Rate Dogs’s super adorable Twitter account where the bestest dogs in the world get out-of-this-world ‘ratings’ (or, as I call it, ‘research’ for work)–now there’s going to be a card game that will up the ante.

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It’s like a dog show but each of the 45 dogs has 6 characteristics (floof, boopability, etc.) plus an overall goodness score that fluctuate with event & reaction cards but it’s ok they’re all good dogs just buy it thanks

Pre-Order Now: https://t.co/cdcrJwflNQ pic.twitter.com/mZ1bV3xMTK

— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) February 6, 2019

We Rate Dogs: The Card Game is being released by Chronicle Books and will retail for $25. The Twitterverse is already waiting with bated breath and pre-ordering for the release, which is set for April (with pre-order) or May in retail stores.

This is Prosecco. She doesn’t mind bath time as long as you hold her steady. Likes to let the water run over her feets. 14/10 I love her so much pic.twitter.com/WfbR5ohmhq

— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) February 6, 2019

The game will be for three to six people and players will be able to pick puppy dogs to enter a ‘dog show’. The dogs will be rated on characteristics like their zoom, ears, wag, sass, floof, boopability and of course–their overall goodness. If players want to bump their doggo’s ratings up, they can ‘ruff’ the competition up or create chaos.

This is Tofu. She has infiltrated the shiba ranks. Gained their trust. And will report all intel back to headcorgers. 14/10 they don’t suspect a thing pic.twitter.com/cfaCkZh9Mt

— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) January 31, 2019

As in all dog shows, only one dog can win best in show. That’s what will make the game so stinking hard because everyone knows that all dogs are the best.dog.ever. And don’t even think of giving ANYthing lower than a 10/10.

Alright haha very funny. Sending in a picture without a dog in it. You got me. But really please only send dogs we work hard over here and deserve to be taken seriously… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/HGQspFpbxb

— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) January 29, 2019

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We Rate Dogs has over 7.7 million followers and following their announcement, comments blew up, as there’s not much better than MORE ratings opportunities for the most adorable dogs ever.

This is Jake. He was rescued from a burning shed at three weeks old. The same fireman who saved his life adopted him just days later. Jake has since been sworn in as an honorary firefighter and to this day he helps teach fire safety at local schools. He is our eighth ever 15/10 pic.twitter.com/aR6YMlZHlo

— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) January 24, 2019

Just remember, Brent…they’re all good dogs, so good luck picking best in show. 12/10

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